Professional ShredderAttorney General Rob McKenna’s going to help you shred ’em. Hoping to prevent identity theft, McKenna’s office announced today that it will host community shred parties. Pros will do the shredding for you so you don’t have to feed the documents by hand yourself. (Or at my house, start tearing and give up half-way through figuring crooks are welcome to shoulder my student loans if they want.) “Sticky fingers like personal papers. Don’t throw your life in the trash. Shred instead,” McKenna, tapping into his inner MC, says in a press release.I wonder if they’ll have people on hand with glue sticks to reassemble papers from anyone looking a little too excited at the prospect of quickly shredding lots of docs. Dates are listed on the AG Web site.