Aries (March 21–April 19)Imagine you have incredibly impressive superpowers that only work when no one is looking. You can fly at supersonic speeds, but the… Continue reading
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)Slow down, you maniac. You're not a race-car driver careening around corners, protected by years of training, safety equipment, and a gravel… Continue reading
Sorry folks, it is too good to be true. I mean, of course, that outrageous-sounding quote from the Independent Pornographer that's been bouncing around the… Continue reading
"Habitat plans must stand on solid scientific work," concludes a Seattle P-I editorial (6/13) of a "disturbing new report by 119 independent scientists working under… Continue reading
IN BASEBALL, AS IN LOVE, it's usually best to avoid seeing each other for a while after a breakup. When Alex Rodriguez signed a 10-year,… Continue reading
Holding a press conference can be a risky proposition. And now, beyond the sobering thought of having nobody show up, activists face the added threat… Continue reading
Formerly known as the U.S.A.
There will soon be a new friendly face on downtown Seattle's mean streets, steering tourists to nearby restaurants and guiding the homeless to social services.… Continue reading
'Real World' Seattle finally hits the tube.
Seattle is home to 800 nonhuman primates, but the University of Washington won't let anyone see them. Here's why.
I can only assume that the following is a stunning example of what happens when arrogant people of limited intelligence spend their teen years combining… Continue reading
Let's prepare a loud, democratic Seattle greeting for Bush.
Will people on welfare actually be kicked off?
Our suggestions for books for cooks that aren't necessarily cookbooks.
Fame and fortune's not a game that he plays; the Seattle songsmith bucks the record industry trend.
The hospital that needs reviving
Amidst all downtown's aloof corporate skybridges, there's one that functions as a real and distinctive public space: the catwalk that runs above Marion Street from… Continue reading
Greg Nickels has jumped into the mayor's race, kicking off Seattle's 2001 election campaign.Well, not exactly. Newspaper headlines notwithstanding, don't expect to find the veteran… Continue reading
And you thought tuna and swordfish were toxic mercury bombs? Next time in Tokyo, avoid the whale and dolphin sashimi—creepy delicacies that Japan insists on… Continue reading
The surest way to get credit is to claim it, and who's better at that than Paul Watson and the Sea Shepherd Conservation Society? Their… Continue reading
