Our sincerest apologies to any “fabricated Americans” we might have offended.Enis the Puppet responds to our April Fools slideshow, which had some not-so-nice things to say about his people.”As an actual puppet i am offended by your comments. Unfortunately, some of your comments are correct – we do work for free. Our union is not a strong union, most of us live in boxes or bags because of our poor finances. Perhaps if we had more money we would be taken more seriously. “I strongly disagree with your comment about our acting abilities begin limited to waving our arms and hitting. Fabricated Americans have come a long way since Punch and Judy. I am currently in a show Called Knihgts of Nowhere on Capitol Hill at the Odd Duck theatre and we do WAY more than that. Granted, there is fighting, but it is KUNG FU fighting, not random hitting. And yes, there is kissing, but it is not graphic. “There is also so much more that we do. I invite you to come see it and then judge us. Though we have hands up our asses we still have hearts that feel, just above where the wrist usually rests, and you are breaking mine. I dream of a day when fleshies give us the same repect we give them.”