Maybe all the tension will make Biden and Palin realize they’re secretly in love.The disastrous LA mobster Ben and J.Lo vehicle is oft bandied about as a contender for worst movie ever made. The plot, dialogue, characters, clothing (oversized leather jacked in a so.cal. summer?)–hell even the soundtrack–are a muddled disaster start to last. So of course I’ve seen it a dozen times, maybe more. Here’s the problem my fellow Giglites and I have–how to structure a drinking game that doesn’t land everyone in a coma by the end of the opening credits. Every terrible mistake made is repeated over and over. When we tried to define the game in terms of cinematic success–every time someone got through a scene without breaking character, say–we didn’t get to drink at all. I’m running into a similar problem trying to dream a drinking game up for tomorrow’s Palin/Biden showdown. A shot every time she spews a stream of jibberish in answer to a question she doesn’t understand requires keeping Harborview on speed dial. A sip every time he rolls his eyes, snorts, or winces at her answers and you’ll want a bucket handy. And if we drink whenever dear Palin actually answers a question with a well phrased bit of insight, we’ll be woefully sober by the end.Any ideas?