Last week, Seattle’s “real-life superhero,” Phoenix Jones, announced that he was disbanding the Rain City Superhero Movement and going solo. Naturally, the good citizens of Seattle reacted to the news. Here’s a sample from our Facebook page: “He’s just a douche wrapped in a overpriced rubber suit. I’m surprised he hasn’t been beaten by more shoe-wielding drunk women.” —Jenn Ayers • “I am sick of hearing about this guy.” —Aaron Roden • “A real superhero only needs one (usually useless) sidekick. Not a bunch of yokels in ski masks.” —Aaron Meadows • “Truly, the end of an era. . . . Until the reboot.” —John Grassechi