It’s hard enough to use this as a condiment, let alone as a writing implement.With unemployment rates on the rise, now would not seem like the best time to quit your job. But if you’re gonna do it, might as well do it with style, right? That seems to be the thinking of a guy who we can now safely say used to work at a local grocery store.Around 5 A.M. on November 23rd, police were called to a Magnolia QFC. Apparently an employee had arrived at work drunk. When his co-workers tried to talk sense into him he started throwing things and calling them names. Then, in what can only be described as a creative way of ditching the ol’ 9-to-5, the belligerent man went outside and sprayed the words “I quit” on the store’s front window using Cheez Whiz.Police arrived too late to make an arrest. But they’re clearly dealing with some sort of magical sorcerer, because not only did this guy not make any spelling errors while drunk, he also managed to write legibly while using a squeeze bottle. Now that’s talent.(H/T: Seattlecrime.com)