It’s been a while since we brought you the best 206- and 425-ers from that time-waste tour de force, Texts From Last Night. So without further ado, Seattle and neighbors, your way with words:When hipsters and the originators of their fashion sense collide:Loose lips sink ships. Or somesuch:They may ban our Yankees Sucks t-shirts, but they’ll never prevent us from making the next generation of bandwagon-jumpers cry:Her eyes were watching balloons:Chivalry may be dead, but personal hygiene is hanging on. Sort of.Wait, who says chivalry’s dead?Okay, maybe it’s dead:No, it’s not, says this Eastsider:Further proof that the true gentlemen reside on the sunrise side of Lake Washington:And finally, one that Larry Phillips’ ads missed. We’re still innovators in these parts, no matter what anyone tells us. Hold your head high, Seattle: