I’m a million times more attractive and intelligent now than I was

I’m a million times more attractive and intelligent now than I was in high school. So obviously, there’s no way in hell I’d ever want to go back. But there’s some good news for you pubescent folks currently trapped in the hallways of hell. In an effort to make theater more accessible to young people, 5th Avenue Theatre is offering high school students $10 tickets to see the Pulitzer Prize-winning love story and musical Sunday in the Park with George. All you have to do is buy them online using the promotional code ELECTIVE. …As for everybody else, I suggest you befriend a high school kid real quick.