If you’re a golfer, one of the joys of getting older is

If you’re a golfer, one of the joys of getting older is trying to shoot your age. That is, have your score match the number of years you’ve been on this Earth. It’s a good goal to have on a golf course. An extremely dangerous one to have behind the wheel.Marcia Brandon of Rhododendron, Oregon, was pulled over Thursday morning after a state trooper clocked her going 110 mph. That’s 55 mph over the speed limit — far too fast for anyone to be driving, let alone someone who stores their vitamins in one of those plastic tackle boxes.Brandon told the trooper she was on her way to an appointment and simply didn’t realize how fast she was going. But I’ve got another theory.That theory: Marcia Brandon is really just a huge fan of comedian Patton Oswalt. Observe.Jokes.comPatton Oswalt – The Big 9-0comedians.comedycentral.comRead Patton Oswalt’s biographyWatch Patton Live at the New York Comedy FestivalFind more from this comedian in the Shop.Sorry Brandon. You’ve still got eight more years to go.


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