I always love traffic stories and today’s latest in the P-I has

Published 7:00 am Wednesday, September 19, 2007

I always love traffic stories and today’s latest in the P-I has a lot of the best features. The language is great: we’re “stuck” in traffic, traffic is costing us valuable time and productivity, traffic is taking a toll on us, that damn traffic, when will it leave us alone? Um, you’re in the car, my friend. You’re not in traffic, you are traffic. Why do you keep looking for someone else to solve this terrible, maddening problem?