Hat tip to Photoshop extraordinaire Charles Pollard for executing such a vivid fever dream.On Wednesday, Microsoft co-founder Bill Gates introduced Gates Notes, a blog he described as a way to show the world what he’s thinking about. But thanks to super-secret technology I can’t tell you anything about, Daily Weekly was able to get a sneak-preview of Gates’ thoughts. And as it turns out, the World’s Richest Man is just like us: Dude just wants to get his hands on a tablet.