— Harry Potter: seven books, eight movies. Right, it’s for artistic, not financial reasons.– Just when you thought things couldn’t get worse for Boeing.– I don’t know what “nematodes” are but they have something to do with aUW professor’s attempts to halt the aging process, thereby ensuring anovercrowded planet and an end to those long and pointless stories oldpeople tell about walking to school in the snow, barefoot, uphill, bothways. — When you think “fine wine” you naturally think, “Ken Griffey Jr.” That’s why it’s so exciting to get the announcement of his big flavorful cab.– Chicago cabbies to follow our example, gouge fares for gas.– Schoolboy jocks can do all the blow they want.