Guys like me who’ve never been into strip clubs and junked their old VCR years ago after snapping through their last porn cassette have been fapping like crazy since the advent of smartphones and free sites like YouJizz and PornHub. I don’t remember being as amorous with myself even when I was a kid. This never-ending well of sexual stimulus has thrust me back to a world I never thought I’d care about again. But watching an image on a small, gummed-up device is one thing; seeing naked beauties perform live in front of your very eyes is truly the way it was meant to be. Dancing Bare is a discreet neighborhood strip joint that you could pass without even noticing. The girls are young, slim, and hot enough. Best of all (for you, not them): Most hours of the day, you can have them all to yourself. JEFF ROMAN 10338 Aurora Ave. N., 524-2273