FlickrYour new overlord and his right-hand man.- Dow Constantine had the King County Executive’s race wrapped up by prime-time.- But that doesn’t mean opponent Susan Hutchison has to do anything hasty, like concede.- Joe Mallahan kind of, sorta, almost surely wants to be your next mayor. Which is good for him, since he’s gotten a lot of votes.- Just not as many as Mike McGinn.- Larry Stickney doesn’t care what anyone says: R-71, the “biggest fraud perpetuated on the state of Washington yet,” is about marriage.- Which would suit the rowdy revelers at Approve 71’s Pravda party just fine.- Tom’s Carr has a fender-bender; Pete Holmes’ bar-owner friends are too stunned to booze; No on 1033 tastes victory; Tim Eyman shows that even losers know how to throw down; Lloyd Hara becomes King County’s tax man with a stunning minority;

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