First a few Pirate jokes, courtesy of piratejokes.net.Why is pirating addictive?They say once ye lose yer first hand, ye get hooked! Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?Because they can spend years at C! How do pirates know that they are pirates?They think, therefore they ARRRR!!!!! Heelarious!Now, on to your regularly scheduled afternoon edition:The LaCoste crowd gets dodgeball kicked off the tennis courts.If anyone could lose on a free weekend, it’s our terrible teams.Good music tonight in West Seattle, see it is cool.Does DNA hold the key to Alexander Riofta’s release?Remembering Robert Steinberg.