Fear not, Seattle. Last week when things got all sticky and uncomfortable and you had to go buy Target’s last oscillating fan? Don’t worry, because the whole world is suffering right along with us. The earth just had its hottest June of all-time. Which is even more impressive when you consider how old Earth actually is. (We hear it’s like way over 40, which is totes ancient.) Commence global-warming comment shit-fest in 3…2…1… (PHYSORG)