Did you see today’s P-I? Holy crap, how could you miss it? Now, I’m actually sort fond of the “watch or die” brand of marketing you see on the local news: “What common household object could cause fatal injuries to your child? Sit through ten minutes of animated bears selling you products to wipe your ass with and we’ll tell you!” But the P-I has taken it to a new level with their black-on-yellow headline blaring out of the vending machines like an emergency traffic sign. Take that, Seattle Times, with your “Privacy vs. Border Security” snoozefest in boring ol’ black and white. The only problem is, how will they get our attention once we’re desensitized to loud colors? Any suggestions?