Cupcakes and urinal cakes, TP and bullshit glasses, stock up now before these local retailers make room for (gasp!) Campaign 2012. Commentary and photos by Erin Unger.Published on October 29, 2008

Baracky Road is currently the second most popular flavor, behind salted caramel. Alas, the flavor won’t be there for long. We will likely stop making Baracky Road after election day, Moon said. And why no McCain flavor? No McCain ice cream because I didn’t want to make it, she said.

Not a Number Cards and Gifts is located in Wallingford, and offers a range of election-themed paraphernalia. Much of it is leftward leaning, however, the owner, Kara Ceriello said, aEœWe make fun of everybody.aE
Wipe those grins off the faces of the politicians you despise, with specially-made toilet paper. aEœWeaE™ve always had political stuff,aE said Ceriello. aEœWhatever happens, thereaE™s always stuff to protest.aE

Jon deLeeuw owns the store with wife, Kara Ciello. He is wearing one of CielloaE™s top picks of favorite merchandise. The storeaE™s political T-shirts range from about $18-24.

You can check out these urinal cakes in action at Guadalajara, the Mexican restaurant next door. Many a man has gone in there to test these out, Ciello said.

You can now lick Barack ObamaaE™s face. These cupcakes, from Trophy Cupcakes in Wallingford, are $4.50 each, and $49.00 for a dozen. aEœWe have photo real images available of both candidates available for special order,aE said Trophy Cupcakes employee Maggie Dutton, who is also a writer for Seattle Weekly.

Why no McCain cupcakes? aEœaE¦well, Obama has a poster by Shepard Fairey, and McCain doesn’t,aE Dutton said. aEœWe’ve had a few inquiries into McCain cupcakes, but this cupcake is as much about the artwork as it is the candidate.aE