Criminals don’t act alone. No, they have friends, enablers and dead cats.

December 5, 2012 12:00 am
Insulin: Woman Accused of Attempting to Kill Her Step-Father by Slipping Insulin in His Vodka
Insulin: Woman Accused of Attempting to Kill Her Step-Father by Slipping Insulin in His Vodka

Criminals don’t act alone. No, they have friends, enablers and dead cats. In Washington and Oregon this year, we citizens stood learned of dump truck malfeasance and brutal PT Cruiser attacks. Here are the 15 best/worst/most heinous accessories used to commit crimes this year.Published on December 5, 2012

A severed elk head: Want Fries with That? Severed Elk Head and Bag Full of Guts Reportedly Found in Jack in the Box Dumpster

A severed elk head: Want Fries with That? Severed Elk Head and Bag Full of Guts Reportedly Found in Jack in the Box Dumpster

A Dump truck: Drunken Joy Ride in Stolen Dump Truck Leaves 1,400 without Power in Sleepy Colville

A Dump truck: Drunken Joy Ride in Stolen Dump Truck Leaves 1,400 without Power in Sleepy Colville

A fake cat

A fake cat

White van: Marshawn Lynch Was Driving a 2012 White Ford Van when Arrested for Drunk Driving

White van: Marshawn Lynch Was Driving a 2012 White Ford Van when Arrested for Drunk Driving

Beast mode!!!

Beast mode!!!

Ukulele (and malt liquor, which is pretty much in the crime accessory hall of fame at this point): Attempting to Steal Six-Pack of Olde English, Suspects Accused of Beating Clerk with Ukulele

Ukulele (and malt liquor, which is pretty much in the crime accessory hall of fame at this point): Attempting to Steal Six-Pack of Olde English, Suspects Accused of Beating Clerk with Ukulele

Wash detergent: Babysitter Mabinty Williams Charged With Poisoning 4-Month-Old With Wash Detergent

Wash detergent: Babysitter Mabinty Williams Charged With Poisoning 4-Month-Old With Wash Detergent

Funerals: Corey J. Arendt and Tyler A. Chase Suspected of Burglarizing Homes While People Grieved

Funerals: Corey J. Arendt and Tyler A. Chase Suspected of Burglarizing Homes While People Grieved

A very fashionable suitcase: Kola J. McGrath Arrested after Sneaking into Boyfriend's Portland Apartment in Pink Suitcase

A very fashionable suitcase: Kola J. McGrath Arrested after Sneaking into Boyfriend’s Portland Apartment in Pink Suitcase

A fake parrot

A fake parrot

Deployment: King County Jailer and National Guard Member Accused of Faking Deployment for Free Paychecks from County

Deployment: King County Jailer and National Guard Member Accused of Faking Deployment for Free Paychecks from County

Is it a crime if both people have pooper scoopers? 'Epic' Half-Hour Pooper-Scooper Duel in Seattle's Plymouth Pillars Park

Is it a crime if both people have pooper scoopers? ‘Epic’ Half-Hour Pooper-Scooper Duel in Seattle’s Plymouth Pillars Park

This trash: Laughing Woman with Taste for 'Twisted Tea' Leads Spokane Police on High-Speed Pursuit

This trash: Laughing Woman with Taste for ‘Twisted Tea’ Leads Spokane Police on High-Speed Pursuit