Cops and leather daddies have great mustaches. Rock stars, hipsters, and ’70s porn stars do too. And of course there are the famous ‘staches of Mark Spitz, Tom Selleck, and Sam Elliott. But if each and every one of these hirsute gents were to gather at a national mustache convention, Eric Wedge would be the envy of them all. In fact, the first-year Mariner skipper’s Fu Manchu is so cartoonishly thick and protruding that Yosemite Sam recently called the M’s clubhouse to ask for it back. MIKE SEELY