At mini camps last week, we got our first look at the

At mini camps last week, we got our first look at the talent filling the rosters for Lingerie Football League’s 2009 season. Here’s a look at the Seattle Mist, Denver Dream, and Dallas Desire.Published on April 28, 2009

Could someone bring Smokey a fresh pair of zubaz?

Could someone bring Smokey a fresh pair of zubaz?

So, that's what Phoebe did after Friends.

So, that’s what Phoebe did after Friends.

This isn't the first time she's played football, we swear!

This isn’t the first time she’s played football, we swear!

10 point for arm musculature, 3 points for form, 6 points for tramp stamp.

10 point for arm musculature, 3 points for form, 6 points for tramp stamp.

There's no crying in football!!!

There’s no crying in football!!!

In Denver, they breed them strong.

In Denver, they breed them strong.

Someone tell the long snapper that she forgot the ball.

Someone tell the long snapper that she forgot the ball.

When their dreams of joining the Rockettes fell through, Lingerie Football was here to catch these elastic ladies.

When their dreams of joining the Rockettes fell through, Lingerie Football was here to catch these elastic ladies.

Is this member of the Dallas Desire preparing to: a. catch a football; b. fondle an airborne teammate?

Is this member of the Dallas Desire preparing to: a. catch a football; b. fondle an airborne teammate?

Like their counterparts at the Seahawks, the Seattle Mist receiving corps often suffers from butter fingers.

Like their counterparts at the Seahawks, the Seattle Mist receiving corps often suffers from butter fingers.

And now it's looking like Seattle football.

And now it’s looking like Seattle football.

Seattle Mist: Tats and muscles: Now it's starting to look like football.

Seattle Mist: Tats and muscles: Now it’s starting to look like football.

I mean, in Dallas, lingerie football is a game that's played in lace and coached in Italian loafers.

I mean, in Dallas, lingerie football is a game that’s played in lace and coached in Italian loafers.

Dude, this coach is the buffest player out there. Why isn't she playing?

Dude, this coach is the buffest player out there. Why isn’t she playing?

This woman is not fucking around.

This woman is not fucking around.

Mascara: the new eye black?

Mascara: the new eye black?

Same question.

Same question.