Ask and ye shall receive

. . . free advice from Amazon.com.

October 9, 2006 12:00 am

AT THE EVER bigger, better, and bolder Amazon.com, synergy is king. It’s all about building a brand known for proactive service, cross-promotion, and creativity. So when you log on and look for a book, the site will tip you toward items certain to be of interest on Amazon’s auction site. Check out these once-in-a-lifetime opportunities, presented by the emerging king of eek!commerce:

You ask for:

The Lost Museum: The Nazi Conspiracy to Steal the World’s Greatest Works of Art by Hector Feliciano.

. . . amazon suggests you bid on:

Jose Feliciano’s Sing and Esceneas de Amor LPs.

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You ask for:

Vox: A Novel by Nicholson Baker.

. . . amazon suggests you bid on:

“A Few Good Men.”

You ask for:

Dogs of War.

. . . amazon suggests you bid on:

1954 Rin Tin Tin’s “Rinty” Book.

You ask for:

The Bell Jar.

. . . amazon suggests you bid on:

Star Wars Jar Jar Binks large poster.

You ask for:

Listening to Prozac.

. . . amazon suggests you bid on:

JBL J2045 Speakers 70 Hz-20 kHZ.

You ask for:

The Road Ahead by Bill Gates.

. . . amazon suggests you bid on:

Getting Past OK by Richard Brodie.

You ask for:

Orlando by Virginia Woolf.

. . . amazon suggests you bid on:

Intel Celeron 266 MHz CPU.

You ask for:

Capital: A Critique of Political Economy by Karl Marx.

. . . amazon suggests you bid on:

Online Investing . . . TeachPro Internet Trading Course.

You ask for:

Advertisements for Myself by Norman Mailer.

. . . amazon suggests you bid on:

Pillsbury Doughboy Beanie.

You ask for:

The Seven Spiritual Laws of Success: A Practical Guide to the Fulfillment of Your Dreams by Deepak Chopra.

. . . amazon suggests you bid on:

3 “SCARSDALE SILKS” designer neckties.

You ask for:

Voltaire’s Candide.

. . . amazon suggests you bid on:

Intel 486 DX4 100.

You ask for:

A Civil Action.

. . . amazon suggests you bid on:

Tomb Raider.

You ask for:

Monica’s Story.

. . . amazon suggests you bid on:

Monica: Miss Thang CD.

You ask for:

Screaming Trees Sweet Oblivion CD.

. . . amazon suggests you bid on:

Tree Trails and Hobbies by Ruth Cooley Cater.

You ask for:

Seattle City Walks: Exploring Seattle Neighborhoods on Foot.

. . . amazon suggests you bid on:

“Given to Fly” Pearl Jam CD single.

You ask for:

A Distant Mirror: The Calamitous 14th Century.

. . . amazon suggests you bid on:

Baroque Wall Mirror Ensemble.

You ask for:

The Invisible Man.

. . . amazon suggests you bid on:

The Invisible Kid, “a hilarious special effects-filled comedy.”