Click here to view the slideshow version of our feature story: 22 Things About Seattle That We WISH Were a Joke.
(#4, above: Every Woman Who Isn’t a Yoga Teacher Is Now a Burlesque Dancer.)
While it's customary to pull pranks and serve up hoax stories around April Fool's Day, we find ourselves more amazed at what ISN'T a joke in Seattle these days. Hence: our second annual list of things that sound like they should be a joke, but aren't.
Click here to view the slideshow version of our feature story: 22 Things About Seattle That We WISH Were a Joke.
(#4, above: Every Woman Who Isn’t a Yoga Teacher Is Now a Burlesque Dancer.)
The department’s grant awards increased 95% in five years.
This increase was attributed to the implementation of a prosecutor dedicated to working full-time on retail crime case filings.
This decision came after it was revealed that 53.2% of participating juveniles with low-level felonies reoffend within two years.
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