Amazon is staffed entirely by fatties, while Microsoft is crewed by lean, mean, bicycling machines.Rockin’ Gregoire targets Capitol Hillbillies.It would be a lot easier to convince people to reduce the number of off-road vehicles allowed in wilderness areas if they could somehow be made way less fun.Judge declares mistrial in Haq case.Remember the Onion headline “Detroit sells itself for scrap”? Well, they’d sell Jesus for scrap, too.