Although guilty of being a complete perv, our airport bar wanker is at least conscious of the benefits of moisturizing.It’s safe to say that Basim Salim Abdul-Rahim is rather ignorant when it comes to bar etiquette. First, he skipped out on his tab. Then he fondled himself while staring at the bartender, which is all kinds of creepy.According to King County charging documents, the 41-year-old was sitting at the SeaTac bar 13 Coins when a bartender noticed him giving her the stank eye. She then noticed that his hands were down his pants. Acknowledging that this was not the normal behavior associated with guys at a bar, no matter how well their favorite team was playing, the lady called the cops. Abdul-Rahim was able to escape before they showed. But in his haste he left behind damning evidence: a jar of Vaseline.Then, two days later, our well lubricated friend showed up again to the same bar. This time, the cops got to him before he had a chance to flee. And also before he had a chance to wipe the petroleum jelly off of his hands.Abdul-Rahim offered cops the lame excuse that he was just innocently having phone sex with his wife. But that didn’t make much sense considering that would have meant touching himself in a public place. And it made even less sense when his wife denied it too.He’s now been charged with indecent exposure with sexual motivation. And, based on the laws of bar etiquette, he’s also been found guilty of being the last guy you’d ever want sitting on the next stool over.(H/T: Seattle 911)