After watching the Mariners eat shit versus yet another cheesy Californian team

After watching the Mariners eat shit versus yet another cheesy Californian team last night, I couldn’t help but thinking how much flame-throwing Texan Mark Lowe — who hung a slider to Vladi Guerrerro to give up his first (three) run(s) in 18 innings — resembles a young Judge “Brad Hamilton” Reinhold, at least in terms of their lankiness and length/colorization of mini-mullet.


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