A local girl (pictured above) will don the ears and cotton tail, coming to a multiplex near you.Your SBUX stock may be worth less than the cup of coffee in your hand.Sportswriters in Everett can’t be bothered to write their own stories. (Thank god for the Internet, the plagiarist’s best friend.)There’s discord at the Benny, where violins may soon be smashed over the conductor’s head.Those unloved, unsold, stainless steel crappers the city wasted all that money on? Here’s a good idea for their use, from a deserving cause.Oh, and our very own Rocket Queen has curated a show of kick-ass rock photos, many of which you’ll recognize from our very own pages.