The Air Sex Championships — a rather self-explanatory traveling contest — made

September 24, 2012 12:00 am
10. No STD's
10. No STD's

The Air Sex Championships — a rather self-explanatory traveling contest — made its way to El Corazon on Friday, June 19. Here’s a look at the action, as well as the top 10 reasons air is a better sexual partner than the one you have now. All photos by Justin Dylan Renney. Top 10 list by Damon Agnos.Published on June 22, 2009

8. No complaints when you crank Color Me Badd to get yourself in the mood.

8. No complaints when you crank Color Me Badd to get yourself in the mood.

7. The air never gets jealous

7. The air never gets jealous

6. The air has a really nice ass.

6. The air has a really nice ass.

5. The air won't suggest bringing your sister into the action and then pretend to be kidding.

5. The air won’t suggest bringing your sister into the action and then pretend to be kidding.

4. The air is totally cool with you eating a sandwich during sex.

4. The air is totally cool with you eating a sandwich during sex.

3. Genesis' In the Air Tonight suddenly very apropos.

3. Genesis’ In the Air Tonight suddenly very apropos.

2. Excellent training for career as rap video dancer.

2. Excellent training for career as rap video dancer.

1. You don't have to pay the air.

1. You don’t have to pay the air.

Meet Uma, winner of the Air Sex Championships, and seen here with event organizers/MCs Chris True (left) and Joel Kieth.

Meet Uma, winner of the Air Sex Championships, and seen here with event organizers/MCs Chris True (left) and Joel Kieth.

Uma brought home the gold thanks to her form ...

Uma brought home the gold thanks to her form …

... technique ...

… technique …

... her moves ...

… her moves …

... and her finish.

… and her finish.

She was better than even she thought she could be.

She was better than even she thought she could be.