Oh, the agony! I was stoked to find out that Eddie Money was coming to Emerald Queen Casino on Saturday, March 28. I spent my glory days at Wazzu wailing to “Take Me Home Tonight” every ’80s night at Vahalla. (You Pullman folks know what I’m talking about.) Unfortunately, it just dawned on me that I’m going to be out of town that weekend. There goes my grand plan to create a very clever T-shirt reading: I Love $$$. Because surely, that hasn’t been done before.