In the past, we here at this dog-and-pony show of a blog have brought you a wealth of music/club news you’d be completely useless without. But nothing compares to this little tidbit I received last night. Joan Rivers (yes, the Joan Rivers) will be at the Triple Door in February (more deets on exact dates as they firm up). I know February its a long ways off, but this will give you time to figure out what you’re gonna wear (Gucci? Donna Karan?) I’ve seen Seattleites attend SIFF galas in fucking bicycle spandex, for chrissake…Ms. Rivers will have little patience for the under-dressed, I’m sure!