Ida Maria will not be in the house tonight. Sorry, fans. Damn you for getting my hopes up, Perez! The celebrity gossip queen handpicked several musical talents from around the world for his Perez Hilton Presents… tour. The lineup for the Seattle stop was slated to include Semi Precious Weapons, Ida Maria, and Ladyhawke. However, Seattle’s own Natalie Portman’s Shaved Head will be taking Norwegian rocker Ida Maria’s place onstage tonight. What’s up with that? I like Natalie Portman’s Shaved Head as much as the next person. But I can see them anytime. Sigh.