I know because he was wearing his T-shirt that says, “The Big Funny,” he told the passengers, “I am The Big Funny,” and the local comic–real name Travis Simmons–tested out some new material that went something like this:Did you hear that Mark McGuire admitted to using steroids? What’s next, Elton John admitting that he’s gay?And another, which I’m going to murder:I feel bad for Tiger Woods because, it’s like: Tiger Woods 15, Wilt Chamberlain 20,000.