Heard it at Kinko’s this morning.Heard it at Chez Dominique just now.I don’t want to hear it anymore.I’ve hated this song for decades.And if it’s running through my head, it’s damn well gonna run through your head too:”These eyes. Are cryin’. Theseeyeshaveseenalotoflovesbutthey’renevergonnaseeanotheronelikeIhadwithyou.Doot doot doo doo.[modulate up]These eyes. Aaare cryin’. Theseeyeshaveseenalotoflovesbutthey’renevergonnaseeanotheronelikeIhadwithyou.Doot doot doo doo.[modulate up]These eyes. Aaaaaaare cryin’. Theseeyeshaveseenalotoflovesbutthey’renevergonnaseeanotheronelikeIhadwithyou.Doot doot doo doo.[modulate up]These eyes. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaare cryin’. . . “Repeat ad homicidam.