Ashley Graham just sent out a press release announcing the availability of $10, no-fee tickets to shows featuring Blink 182, Poison, and Def Leppard at White River. Our reaction, which was swiftly sent in reply to Ms. Graham: “Hopefully, when Blink 182 plays, I’ll blink — and then be unable to open my eyes for the remainder of their set. And when Def Lepard plays, hopefully I’ll go temporarily deaf. And when Poison is about to play, hopefully they’ll get food poisoning and have to cancel.”