All right, kids. Got your costume figured out yet? I’ve given you

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All right, kids. Got your costume figured out yet? I’ve given you a couple of ideas already, but this one’s the simplest one yet. Perhaps you, like I, got your life rocked at the Black Keys’ show at the Paramount a couple weekends ago? Right now on the Black Keys’ official website, you can purchase, for $20, The Black Keys Dress Up Kit.

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The Kit contains one false beard and one pair of glasses — if you wear them together you might look like a bit like Jerry Garcia or our Beard Papa Champion Andrew Chapman but they’re meant to be separate items for two people. One of you gets to be Dan Auerbach (beard) and one of you gets to be Pat Carney (glasses). As the website helpfully describes:

This dress-up kit includes one pair of glasses kinda like Pat’s and one false beard vaguely suggestive of Dan’s real one.

Click here to purchase and see a photo of some models wearing these so-called costumes.