Today, I’m going to attempt to make THESE Rice Krispie treat eggs

Today, I’m going to attempt to make THESE Rice Krispie treat eggs from Bouchon Bakery (via the kitchn). Gorgeous, right? OK, is it just me, or do you see nary a Krispie in that photo? They look like regular eggs with sprinkles and nut meal stuck to them, totally smooth and white. Can you spot a Krispie? Believe me, I looked. I’m calling bullshit on Thomas Keller and the photo stylist right now, mostly so I don’t feel like a failure when my eggs end up looking like muppet turds.