The Acropolis, which I visited this weekend while attending a bachelor party down south, has a 2-lb. monster available for a mere $8.75, served with a side of naked pole dancers. It’s served on a giant hoagie roll, and looks more like a steak sandwich for Gulliver if you don’t know what’s between the buns. It’s easily enough to feed a family of five, much like the Wedgwood Broiler’s 72-ounce sirloin. The Acropolis also has 51 brews on tap, including Hamm’s, the beer refreshing.