Sly DenhamThe first face you’re likely to encounter upon entering Mr. Lu’s

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Sly Denham

The first face you’re likely to encounter upon entering Mr. Lu’s on the Ave is that of Henry Tran. Seated at the register, transfixed by something on his computer, Tran is apt to ignore you. If he acknowledges you at all, he will likely stare at you quizzically without uttering a word. Normally, such indifference might rub a first-time customer wrong. But Tran gets away with it–because he’s 3, and cute as can be.

Steven Tran and his wife, Mygung, opened Mr. Lu’s just south of the Grand Illusion in what used to be a Sub Shop on January 15, 2009, on Henry’s first birthday. Previously, Steven worked as an accountant for Hospice of Seattle, developing recipes with Mygung in his spare time. The brightly colored storefront sits across the street from a Jack-in-the-Box. Anyone who eats a burger at Jack-in-the-Box when instead they could have one at Mr. Lu’s–which stays open until 10–is on crack. Then again, more than a few of the people who frequent the U District Jack-in-the-Box are probably on crack for real, which explains its durability.

The Trans hail from Vietnam. Unlike many Asian-American-owned burger joints, half the menu isn’t devoted to teriyaki. Instead it’s seafood. Thankfully, they keep with the Asian-burger-joint tradition of serving McDonald’s-esque fries, which are the best on earth (sorry, Dick’s).

Mr. Lu’s serves 1/3-lb. patties and makes its own sauces. The University Deluxe Burger contains two of these patties, stoner-sized portions of cheddar and bacon, and smoky aioli sauce. It’s so greasy that they should serve it with a bath towel instead of paper napkins, and it doesn’t really fit in your mouth. It’s also cheap ($7.95 with fries; most single burgers are under $6), delicious, and addictive; if you don’t understand why obesity is such a problem in this country, a trip to Mr. Lu’s will prove enlightening.

So why not join Lu’s Crew? By that we mean: purchase a yellow IZOD polo with the restaurant’s insignia on the back for $9. We weren’t aware you could buy IZOD polos so cheap to begin with, let alone ones with a potential cult-classic burger joint’s name on the back. Lu’s Crew is swelling at the rate of its customers’ paunches, and charter memberships are going fast. Hurry!

Mr. Lu’s, 4752 University Way N.E., 525-0365, mrlus.com UNIVERSITY DISTRICT

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