Mike McGinn spokesperson Aaron Pickus just sent out a press release announcing Tuesday’s opening of an ice-skating rink at Cal Anderson Park on Capitol Hill. In reference to available concessions, Pickus wrote the following: Caffe Vita serving coffee and coca daily.Cocaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Has there ever been a better idea than inhaling a mountain of snow before hitting the ice? No, there hasn’t. Sadly, when asked if cocaine would actually be available at the Cal Anderson rink, Pickus corrected himself, saying: “Typo. I’m sure you can relate.”He actually meant cocoa, we’re quite certain. “O,” what a letdown.Follow Voracious on Facebook and Twitter.
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