In my most recent Bottomfeeder column, a critical analysis of the U-Village Burgermaster, I noted that my late grandfather was “a pomade fan.” He was actually more of a Brylcreem fan, as my mother informed me upon my return from vacation last night. Pomade is very similar to Brylcreem, so this may not merit a correction in print. But I owe it to my grandfather’s grooming legacy to set the record straight in cyberspace, at the very least.