Duff McKagan wishes these were air hockey pucks, and his mouth was

Duff McKagan wishes these were air hockey pucks, and his mouth was one of the goals–in the highest scoring air hockey game EVER!Addicted to Girl Scout Cookies? You’re not alone; Former Guns ‘n Roses/current Loaded bassist Duff McKagan, who was once addicted to drugs and booze, has a new habit to break, thanks to one of his daughters. Writes Duff, over on SW’s Reverb blog: “When you quit alcohol, there is still a huge craving for all the sugar you’ve just cut out, and for me it’s a constant battle. Plenty of times I have downed a whole family-sized Hershey’s chocolate bar with almonds in less than 10 minutes, much as I used to down a gallon of vodka. I always feel like absolute shit after these episodes, so I really make an effort to just not have chocolate or cookies in the house. If my wife or kids have the stuff, I literally ask them to hide it from me and not even let me know about it at all. Oh, but I just ordered 90 boxes of Thin Mints and chocolate macaroon cookies from my sweet little daughter, didn’t I? They arrived two days ago. Fuuuuuuck!””That first night, I ate two whole boxes,” he goes on to acknowledge. “I felt like that guy with melted chocolate all over his face and hands, crying uncontrollably, watching a sappy soap while listening to Celine Dion. Yesterday, I gave the cookies away, sheepishly, to some friends. The things a father will do. The things my head will do to me in the throes of chocolate mania.”