A realtor came to my dive bar book reading at Third Place in Ravenna last night. Her name was Linda Piacitelli, and she besieged me with the news that the nearly-80-year-old Duvall Tavern is for sale. As you can tell from the photo, it’s pretty rad — and it’ll only set you back $385K (a great deal, especially if you set up a cot in the kitchen). Piacitelli, naturally, is an agent on the property, otherwise why would she hustle the news?