Teo Gheorghiu at the keys.

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Vitus: High IQ Plus Even Higher Fructose

An excellent argument for a vasectomy, the Swiss-made Vitus offers up another one of those annoying child prodigies…

Marge and Homer ride into our hearts.

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The Simpsons Movie: Eeeexcellent!

In his big-screen debut, Homer Simpson utters the “D’oh!” heard round the world—or at least as far away…

Waltz of war: Buscemi and Miller.

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Interview: Journalist Steve Buscemi Battles Starlet Sienna Miller—in a Steel Cage!

Steve Buscemi the director is nothing like the art-damaged auteur Buscemi the actor played in 1995’s Living in…

Auteuil all alone in Paris.

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My Best Friend: Daniel Auteuil Is the Loneliest Guy in Paris

Light, airy, and sweet, Patrice Leconte’s latest comedy swings his favorite premise—fruitful encounters between opposites—away from romance and…

Hunt (right) as teenage defendant.

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The Trials of Darryl Hunt: We Don’t Take Kindly to Your Newfangled DNA Evidence Down Here

DNA testing has not only revolutionized our criminal justice system, it’s also given documentary filmmakers a whole new…

Michelle Yeoh is on fire!

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Sunshine: Not Quite Trainspotting in Space

It is the year 2057. Approximately 5 billion years ahead of schedule, the sun is beginning to die.…

Barkaï (left) hunts a killer (Youssouf Djaoro).

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Daratt: African Orphan Becomes Assassin

African director Mahamat-Saleh Haroun’s austere, hypnotic third feature—also known as Dry Season—explores the legacy of Chad’s decades-long civil…

Landscape is character for de Heer.

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Ten Canoes: Immersed Among the Aborigines

Directed by the Dutch expatriate filmmaker Rolf de Heer, this sometimes bawdy (remember: “Never trust a man with…

Tsai offers stillness, not solace, for his characters.

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I Don’t Want to Sleep Alone: Kuala Lumpur Is Flooded With Longing

Led by a magic flute that not all can hear, avant-pop marches on: Tsai Ming-liang’s I Don’t Want…

Cheadle has no time for girlfriend Taraji P. Henson.

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Talk to Me: Again Don Cheadle Outshines His Material

Having ascended to genre supremacy, the biopic has long since reached its imaginative low—so much so that the…

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Orson Welles, Muay Thai Mayhem, and a Lost Musical Genius

Dynamite Warrior Magnolia, $26.98 What does it mean when the makers of the mighty Ong-Bak produce another blast…

Zeta-Jones resists aging, succumbs to sugar.

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No Reservations: Catherine Zeta-Jones and Aaron Eckhart Are Eye Candy in the Kitchen

In this by-the-recipe remake of 2001’s German chocolate cake Mostly Martha, Catherine Zeta-Jones plays Kate, a top chef…

Portman prays for a better role.

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Goya’s Ghosts: Natalie Portman Trapped in Horrible History Lesson!

Everybody at Cannes says Javier Bardem makes a marvelous villain in the Coen brothers’ No Country for Old…

Flamenco singer Juana la del Pipa.

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Gypsy Caravan: Romani Musicians Spread Their Joyous Music

Don’t wait for Jasmine Dellal’s doc to end up broken between pledge-drive pitches: This joyous portrait of the…

Mother knows best:Travolta (left) and Blonsky.

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Hairspray: John Travolta Helps Sell the Safe, Bland Side of John Waters

Neither salacious nor cinematic, this tepid third treatment of Hairspray is only notable for its casting.

James (left) and Sandler bend their wrists.

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I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry: Adam Sandler Mostly Avoids Easy Fag Jokes. Mostly

I wanted to hate this caper about two straight firefighters (Adam Sandler and Kevin James) pretending to be…

Fellow shoppers Fox and Biggerstaf.

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Cashback: Kwik-E-Mart Rendered as Art Gallery

Wong Kar-wai on aisle four and Michel Gondry on aisle six, with Kevin Smith as mop jockey at…

Hands shows the passion of Lady C.

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Lady Chatterley: Three Hours of Crazy French Lovin’

Pascale Ferran’s magnificently sensual adaptation of an earlier version of D.H. Lawrence’s novel isn’t remotely bawdy, but it…

Kurds carry the burden of history.

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Half Moon: Again With the Kurdish Neorealism

Bahman Ghobadi, Dogpatch fabulist and dean of Iranian Kurdish cinema, leads another magical mystery tour through his mountainous…

Jaruchai Iamaram in the hospital.

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Syndromes and a Century: Another Time-Shifting Trance Film From Apichatpong Weerasethakul

Apichatpong Weerasethakul, Thailand’s leading experimental filmmaker and international man of mystery, isn’t exactly a master of suspense. Still,…