You just knew there’d be a ferret (with Paul Bettany), didn’t you?

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Inkheart: How to Mess Up a Perfectly Good Children’s Book

Brendan “Kids’ Choice” Fraser returns to the multiplex day-care as Mo Folchart, antiquarian-book-repairman-cum-adventurer and member of a race…

Del Toro at the U.N.

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PICK Che: The Revolution Continues (for Four Hours)

And so the endless campaign wraps up with a flurry of virtual leaders. Richard Nixon will always be…

Thompson leaves the driving to Hoffman.

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Last Chance Harvey: Emma Thompson Can Do No Wrong

Can a heartwarming meet-cute as unambitious and overtly sentimental as Last Chance Harvey be simply too nice to…

Craig: Good for the Jews (with Alexa Davalos).

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Defiance: James Bond Saves the Jews

Will there be a special Academy Award for Best Aryan Costume Design this year? Everywhere you turn in…

Dark-eyed Asmar.

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Azur & Asmar: For Those Who Like Their Tolerance Parables Animated

With its delicate fairy-tale bones and layer of politically conscious muscle, Azur & Asmar is a sleek yet…

Tender is the fight: Tomei and Rourke.

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PICK The Wrestler: Mickey Rourke Finally Gets His Oscar Shot

The Wrestler may be plenty visceral, but it’s no more a sports movie than professional wrestling is a…

Hollekim in flight.

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PICK 20 Seconds of Joy: Yes, Parachute Jumping Is Dangerous

I could tell you, flippantly, that this extreme sports documentary about daredevil Norwegian parachutist Karina Hollekim is brought…

Meet the Wheelers.

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PICK Revolutionary Road: Marital Advice From Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet

There’s a wonderfully perverse irony in the fact that the film version of Richard Yates’ first and most…

Benicio Del Toro (as Che) with Catalina Sandino Moreno in Che.

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The 12 Best Films of 2008: Now in Alphabetical Order!

Is it a sign of the apocalypse? Something in the water? Or is it just the way the…

Life’s a decadent buffet for Auder (right).

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The Feature: Slippery French Artist Pretends His Life Is a Movie

Eurotrash? Art-world parasite? Smack-dabbling bluebeard? Warhol wannabe? Compulsive no-talent video diarist? It’s hard to know where to begin…

Kerri Russell pretends that Sandler amuses her.

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Bedtime Stories: Adam Sandler Bores Us

In his usual underdog role, Adam Sandler palys a lowly Los Angeles handyman recruited by his sister (Courteney…

Johansson is out to get Macht.

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The Spirit: Like Sin City, Without the Sin or the City

With the fanboys anxiously eying Zack Snyder’s Watchmen adaptation, Frank Miller’s version of The Spirit sneaks into theaters…

Middle-aged Brad: not so sexy.

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The Curious Case of Benjamin Button: Brad Pitt Goes Forrest Gump

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button is certainly curious—a modest F. Scott Fitzgerald story, about a man born…

The enduring icon.

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PICK Gran Torino: Clint Eastwood Learns a Lesson

Walt Kowalski growls a lot–a dyspeptic rumble that wells up from deep inside his belly when he catches…

Masakiyo has a healthy rage.

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Late Bloomer: A Different Kind of Serial Killer

“People who grin all the time, you never know what they’re up to,” says a friend of beer-guzzling,…

Who’s the More Oscar®-Ready Nazi?

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Who’s the More Oscar®-Ready Nazi?

Oscars mean Nazis. Or, to put it differently, ’tis the season of Holocaust movies, which generally entail swastika-wearing…

Kate and her conquest (Kross).

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The Reader: Kate Winslet Likes the Little Boys

Like Doubt, Stephen Daldry’s The Reader is low-budget, high-profile, and beamed straight at the Academy of Motion Picture…

Tom in Tunisia.

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Valkyrie: Tom Cruise Refuses to Follow Orders

Claus Philipp Maria Schenk Graf von Stauffenberg–a lot of name for a lot of guy. Born into the…

Aniston succumbs to the puppy.

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Marley & Me: Owen Wilson and Jennifer Aniston Upstaged by Puppy

Satisfying only to pet-porn junkies whose tear ducts can’t even withstand a 365 Ferrets a Year calendar, the…

Allen (left) finds a new direction with Gant.

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Save Me: Utah—No Home for the Gays

Save Me‘s plot sounds like a ripped-from-the-headlines gay play circa five years ago, but the film itself subverts…