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A Merry Christmas to all, and to all a (hic) goodnightPols in
A Merry Christmas to all, and to all...
By Vernal Coleman • November 9, 2009 12:00 am

A Merry Christmas to all, and to all a (hic) goodnightPols in the state of Washington certainly talk a good…

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First Call is a weekly Voracious feature in which we walk into
First Call is a weekly Voracious feature in...
By Vernal Coleman • November 6, 2009 12:00 am

First Call is a weekly Voracious feature in which we walk into a bar and ask the bartender to make…

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Last month, a King County Superior Court judge gave Jon Pomeroy the
Last month, a King County Superior Court judge...
By Vernal Coleman • November 6, 2009 12:00 am

Last month, a King County Superior Court judge gave Jon Pomeroy the maximum penalty for his role in the purposeful…

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Mike McGinn on Mike McGinn’s mayoral campaign: ZzzzzzzParty: Mike McGinnLocation: The War
Mike McGinn on Mike McGinn’s mayoral campaign: ZzzzzzzParty:...
By Vernal Coleman • November 4, 2009 12:00 am

Mike McGinn on Mike McGinn’s mayoral campaign: ZzzzzzzParty: Mike McGinnLocation: The War Room on Capitol HillMood: Cautious optimism with just…

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Clover school district bans teachers from training service dogs on campus. In
Clover school district bans teachers from training service...
By Vernal Coleman • November 3, 2009 12:00 am

Clover school district bans teachers from training service dogs on campus. In related news, the terrorists win. Take note, Seattle…

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The Runaway’s Essentials
The Runaway’s Essentials
By Vernal Coleman • November 3, 2009 12:00 am

Bear mace, gay porn, and other items on Colton Harris-Moore’s shopping list.

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Meanwhile, on the mean streets of North Seattle’s Phinney-Greenwood, Seattle Fire Department
Meanwhile, on the mean streets of North Seattle’s...
By Vernal Coleman • November 2, 2009 12:00 am

Meanwhile, on the mean streets of North Seattle’s Phinney-Greenwood, Seattle Fire Department investigators have concluded that the early morning blaze…

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What does twink porn, bear mace and a credit card have in
What does twink porn, bear mace and a...
By Vernal Coleman • October 30, 2009 12:00 am

What does twink porn, bear mace and a credit card have in common…Colton Harris-Moore’s police reportTeenage boys generally aren’t what…

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No, that wasn’t oreganoKnown to his fellow conspirators as “Mr. Brown,” Pazzo’s
No, that wasn’t oreganoKnown to his fellow conspirators...
By Vernal Coleman • October 28, 2009 12:00 am

No, that wasn’t oreganoKnown to his fellow conspirators as “Mr. Brown,” Pazzo’s owner Dave Mendoza has apologized to the entirety…

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From the opening lines of Clark’s forthcoming autobiography: “I, pimp…”Those of you
From the opening lines of Clark’s forthcoming autobiography:...
By Vernal Coleman • October 23, 2009 12:00 am

From the opening lines of Clark’s forthcoming autobiography: “I, pimp…”Those of you who as impressionable 15-year-olds did not immerse yourselves…

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A few months back we described in cringe-inducing detail the seediness of
A few months back we described in cringe-inducing...
By Vernal Coleman • October 21, 2009 12:00 am

A few months back we described in cringe-inducing detail the seediness of a few motels on Aurora Avenue north. Since…

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A Child Left Behind
A Child Left Behind
By Vernal Coleman • October 20, 2009 12:00 am

The near-starvation of a teenage girl in Carnation is just the latest case in which the state has failed to protect endangered kids.

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Mark Anthony McKinneyThe jovial looking fellow pictured at right is Mark Anthony
Mark Anthony McKinneyThe jovial looking fellow pictured at...
By Vernal Coleman • October 20, 2009 12:00 am

Mark Anthony McKinneyThe jovial looking fellow pictured at right is Mark Anthony McKinney. Police have identified him as the suspect…

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Postscript: An Interview With the Foster Father
Postscript: An Interview With the Foster Father
By Vernal Coleman • October 20, 2009 12:00 am

When Rebecca Long is sentenced for her part in the abuse of her stepdaughter on November 6, the Pomeroy children,…

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Washington’s medical marijuana users will all sleep a little more soundly tonight.
Washington’s medical marijuana users will all sleep a...
By Vernal Coleman • October 19, 2009 12:00 am

Washington’s medical marijuana users will all sleep a little more soundly tonight. In a victory for state’s rights advocates and

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First Call is a weekly Voracious feature in which we walk into
First Call is a weekly Voracious feature in...
By Vernal Coleman • October 16, 2009 12:00 am

First Call is a weekly Voracious feature in which we walk into a bar and ask the bartender to make…

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The author of this post does not condone this image. However, he
The author of this post does not condone...
By Vernal Coleman • October 12, 2009 12:00 am

The author of this post does not condone this image. However, he did snicker at it once or twice.Columbus Day:…

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City Councilmember Tim Burgess continues to crank out new legislation aimed at
City Councilmember Tim Burgess continues to crank out...
By Vernal Coleman • October 8, 2009 12:00 am

City Councilmember Tim Burgess continues to crank out new legislation aimed at cracking down on perceived social ills. Yesterday’s meeting…

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For Antoine Johnson, the Hippocratic oath was perhaps more of a suggestion.
For Antoine Johnson, the Hippocratic oath was perhaps...
By Vernal Coleman • October 6, 2009 12:00 am

For Antoine Johnson, the Hippocratic oath was perhaps more of a suggestion. Or maybe he was simply an entrepreneur at…

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Sure, there are those among us who, like the supporters of Councilman
Sure, there are those among us who, like...
By Vernal Coleman • October 2, 2009 12:00 am

Sure, there are those among us who, like the supporters of Councilman Tim Burgess’ latest proposal, believe that some of…

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