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    Articles by Robert Wilonsky
    Knocked up, but gently: Page and Cera.
    Juno: Snark Meets Heart in This Year’s Breakout...
    By Robert Wilonsky • December 11, 2007 12:00 am

    Juno marks the second film for director Jason Reitman and the first for screenwriter Diablo Cody, author of the Pussy…

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    Sarandon—evil hot or cougar hot?
    Enchanted: Susan Sarandon as Cougar-Hot Evil Mommy
    By Robert Wilonsky • November 20, 2007 12:00 am

    The premise had promise: Characters from a “vintage” Disney movie suddenly find themselves thrust into our world. But somewhere between…

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    Bardem gets no blame this week, thanks to No Country for Old Men.
    Love in the Time of Cholera: Bardem Gets...
    By Robert Wilonsky • November 13, 2007 12:00 am

    Easily the worst adaptation of a major novel by a Nobel Prize–winning author. Easily. Director Mike Newell (Harry Potter and…

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    Remember, kids, corn spells "D-E-A-T-H!"
    King Corn: Death on the Cob!
    By Robert Wilonsky • November 13, 2007 12:00 am

    Ian Cheney and Curt Ellis can trace their roots back to a couple of patches of Iowa soil their respective…

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    Livingston: consumed by ADA earnestness.
    Music Within: Ron Livingston Lifts a Mighty Load...
    By Robert Wilonsky • November 6, 2007 12:00 am

    There’s no disputing the sincerity with which Steve Sawalich tells the true-life tale of Richard Pimentel, the man more or…

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    Cusack sensibly skips baby-sitting for Sophie Okonedo's sake.
    Martian Child: Future Box Office Will Make John...
    By Robert Wilonsky • October 30, 2007 12:00 am

    Martian Child certainly isn’t much fun, unless you were desperately awaiting K-PAX with a kid instead of Kevin Spacey. Not…

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    Widower Carell plays up the puppy-dog hurt.
    Dan in Real Life: Steve Carell’s Second Stinker...
    By Robert Wilonsky • October 23, 2007 12:00 am

    One could fill this entire space with the titles of films from which writer-director Peter Hedges nicks his story, but…

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    Melissa George and Hartnett go zombie huntin'.
    30 Days of Night: Josh Hartnett—Less Stiff Than...
    By Robert Wilonsky • October 16, 2007 12:00 am

    Writer Steve Niles and illustrator Ben Templesmith’s three-issue comic-book series, originally published in 2002, spawned a subsequent franchise and now…

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    Blanchett on the throne.
    Elizabeth: The Golden Age: Cate Blanchett Does Dallas
    By Robert Wilonsky • October 9, 2007 12:00 am

    Nine years after proffering her origin story, director Shekhar Kapur revisits Queen Elizabeth I, once more played by Cate Blanchett…

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    Wei plays the seducer with Leung.
    Lust, Caution: Ang Lee Makes Sex, WWII Boring
    By Robert Wilonsky • October 2, 2007 12:00 am

    Based on a 54-page short story by Eileen Chang, Ang Lee’s latest foray into forbidden love is as monotonous and…

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    Swinton: excellent as usual.
    Michael Clayton: George Clooney Anchors Superior Courtroom Drama
    By Robert Wilonsky • October 2, 2007 12:00 am

    It will no doubt be said time and again of Michael Clayton: best John Grisham adaptation ever. Only, it’s from…

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    Garner puts her Alias training to work.
    The Kingdom: Jennifer Garner Opens a Can of...
    By Robert Wilonsky • September 25, 2007 12:00 am

    Aside from the occasional murmured reference to Iraq and the so-called War on Terror, Peter Berg’s The Kingdom is little…

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    Trade: News Flash—Sexual Abuse Is Just Plain Wrong!
    Trade: News Flash—Sexual Abuse Is Just Plain Wrong!
    By Robert Wilonsky • September 25, 2007 12:00 am

    Based on a 2004 New York Times Magazine article about the sex-trafficking business and starring a very straight-faced Kevin Kline,…

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    Douglas in colorful eccentric mode.
    The King of California: Michael Douglas Has an...
    By Robert Wilonsky • September 25, 2007 12:00 am

    Michael Douglas is a mental patient on the loose, out to liberate Spanish gold buried beneath a Costco—or maybe a…

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    Gere and Howard among the ruins
    The Hunting Party: Richard Gere Settles Scores in...
    By Robert Wilonsky • September 18, 2007 12:00 am

    Simon (Richard Gere) and Duck (Terrence Howard) are hot-shit reporters in the hot zone, drinking and carousing their way through…

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    Thornton swaps vials of blood for a whistle.
    Mr. Woodcock: Billy Bob Thornton Pushes His Hard-Ass...
    By Robert Wilonsky • September 12, 2007 12:00 am

    Bad Santa gets worse every time he trots out the same mean routine; does anyone at this late date recall…

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    Hartnett reflects at ringside.
    Resurrecting the Champ: Josh Hartnett Pretends Journalists Have...
    By Robert Wilonsky • August 21, 2007 12:00 am

    Director Rod Lurie can always find the overwrought in the mundane; his filmography (The Last Castle, The Contender, Deterrence) is…

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    Gonzalez on hiatus from hustlin’ with Dania Ramierez.
    Illegal Tender: Just Another Blaxploitation Retread
    By Robert Wilonsky • August 21, 2007 12:00 am

    An overly serious drama/colossal hoot from the director of the dope-peddlin’ Empire (Franc. Reyes—and, yes, the period’s on purpose), this…

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    Wiebe (right) stalked by judge Walter Day.
    The King of Kong: Local Engineer Becomes Arcade...
    By Robert Wilonsky • August 14, 2007 12:00 am

    How an unemployed Eastside engineer triumphed on the
    video screen—and now the big screen, too.

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    Pfeiffer casts a spell.
    Stardust: For Neil Gaiman Fans Only
    By Robert Wilonsky • August 7, 2007 12:00 am

    This is less an adaptation of Neil Gaiman’s 1999 novel than of its dust-jacket synopsis, which will come as disconcerting…

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