THERMODYNAMICS, SECOND LAW OF The second law of thermodynamics is the scientific formulation of the proposition “Existence is like a…
NIHILISM Nihilism means never having to say you’re sorry. Once a fairly precise philosophical term,1 it very quickly became a…
‘Tis the season to take out your existential malaise on others.
JAGERMEISTER The beverage of choice for those who want to go beyond the cheaper, less robust cough syrups. With 56…
WORK Work is borne of the almost unspeakably evil notion that time is worth money; cf. “Leisure,” the complementary notion…
Come fly with thousands of ant-sized workers and quite a few planes-to-be.
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Z The 26th, and hence final, letter of our English fucking alphabet. Moved from sixth place by the Romans, beginning…
ERGONOMICS The science of oppression. Devised in the mid-20th century as a means of improving worker efficiency in repetitive tasks…
BULLET- POINTED LIST, Communication1 tool developed in the earliest days of the Gates Dynasty. Pioneered by government employees and private-sector…
