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Don’t touch his rings! Don’t touch his majestic white ponytail! Karl Lagerfeld hates you, because you are ugly and fat.

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Lagerfeld Confidential: Darlings, you are all very ugly and fat

Fashionista Karl Lagerfeld cultivated his iconic reputation working at a variety of established labels—moving from Chloé to Fendi…

Polanco labors in Chop Shop.

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Chop Shop: Neorealism in New York

You come away from Chop Shop with a mood, the voluptuous sum of its fine-tuned parts: the way…

Beckinsale ponders her fate.

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Snow Angels: Somebody’s Out to Kill Kate Beckinsale!

An unusually blunt melodrama by David Gordon Green, melodious poet of such sentimental delicacies as George Washington and…

Balibar is a veteran of Rivette’s games.

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The Duchess of Langeais: More of Jacques Rivette’s Cinema Trickery

  Having returned from Africa, “held prisoner by savages for two years before fleeing,” the Marquis de Montriveau…

Close (left) gets up close and personal with the dead.

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Diary of the Dead: Zombies Enter the YouTube Era

  Fleet-footed corpses are, from a physiological point of view, complete bullshit. “If you run that fast, your…

Happiness is a warm gun.

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Untraceable: Diane Lane Is a Cougar With a Gun!

Regarding the irrelevance of Untraceable: First of all, torture is so 2007, and just because this drab little…

Arts & Culture

Swarming Spermatozoa!

David Lynch’s first freaky love child

Jiseon Kim strays from parental expectation.

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In Between Days: Behold the Bold, Beautiful, Melancholy Stasis of Life!

In Between Days is instantly compelling. Dwarfed inside a fur-rimmed parka, a young girl trumps through snow, her…

At least Marla Olmstead dresses like Julian Schnabel.

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My Kid Could Paint That: Most Adorable Art Fraud Ever!

An irresistible subject for a documentary: the charming celebrity of Marla Olmstead, an artist from upstate New York…

Steam-powered? Schwartzman and Amara Karen.

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The Darjeeling Limited: Wes Anderson Lets Go of His Baggage

The estranged brothers Whitman have reunited for a journey on board the Darjeeling Limited, a colorful old locomotive…

Noir Daydream

Arts & Culture

Noir Daydream

Welcome to Gus Van Sant country, circa 1985

Turgoose grows up in a hurry.

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This Is England: No Nostalgia for the Thatcher Era

Drawing on memories of a specific place and time—England in the early ’80s—writer-director Shane Meadows nails the look…

Maggie Q prepares her best shot.

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Balls of Fury: Christopher Walken Turns Chinese!

1. Balls of Fury is a movie about: (a) A former table-tennis prodigy (Dan Fogler as Randy Daytona)…

Danny Glover has a role in the show trial.

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Bamako: Justice in Africa (If Only On-Screen)

Drawing equally from declamatory African traditions and European modernist procedures, Bamako stages a kind of Third World Epic…

Järvenhelmi and Hyytiäinen in an icy romance.

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Lights in the Dusk: Enough, Aki, Enough!

Lights derives scant excitement from its melodramatic plot, which satisfies a dismal, ineluctable formula with stultifying efficiency. Nor…

Damon again gets an intelligence assist from Julia Stiles.

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The Bourne Ultimatum: Matt Damon Is the Anti–Jack Bauer

In which our hero confronts his programmers in Langley. Bauer would not approve.

She takes a village: local mattressback Leroux.

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Flanders: Bruno Dumont, WTF?

Not, alas, a biopic of the Simpsons’ god-fearing neighbor. The latest from philosophy-professor-turned-cineaste Bruno Dumont marks a return…

Michelle Yeoh is on fire!

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Sunshine: Not Quite Trainspotting in Space

It is the year 2057. Approximately 5 billion years ahead of schedule, the sun is beginning to die.…

Cheadle has no time for girlfriend Taraji P. Henson.

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Talk to Me: Again Don Cheadle Outshines His Material

Having ascended to genre supremacy, the biopic has long since reached its imaginative low—so much so that the…

Soldiers Tyrese Gibson (left) and Josh Duhamel search for robot ass to kick.

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Transformers: Submit to Michael Bay’s Robot Love!

Michael Bay completes his totalitarian assault on the average American filmgoer. Just like we asked him to.