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Has Almost Live's Keister been rewarded for his loyalty to Seattle?

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Sure, this could feed my whole family. But it can feed just

Sure, this could feed my whole family. But it can feed just me, too.Recently, the hot carnival food…

Ten shy of the record.

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Bottomfeeder: Mad Cows

Taking the four-patty challenge at Burger Madness.

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Late last week, Mars Hill pastor Mark Driscoll blew the mats out

Late last week, Mars Hill pastor Mark Driscoll blew the mats out of yoga studios everywhere by announcing…

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If the Huskies receiving a commitment from a Seattle-Tacoma area point guard

If the Huskies receiving a commitment from a Seattle-Tacoma area point guard who’s ranked among the top five…

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Just like Judy’s.See this? This is what a jalapeno popper should look

Just like Judy’s.See this? This is what a jalapeno popper should look like. Most Americans–and Seattleites are no…

If Ray Charles were alive, he’d follow his nose to White Center.

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Bottomfeeder: Following Ray Charles’ Nose to Uncle Mike’s

While most racehorses make their first start at age 2 or 3, some don’t reach the gate until…

They're handy with sporks, too.

Music

A Hobosexual Walks Into a Hobo Bar . . .

Rockers Ben Harwood and Jeff Silva don't really want to bone a bunch of boozy transients.

Jesse is a Fucking Eagle.

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An Evening at the Eagles With the Fucking Eagles

And talking about the Eagles, of course.

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In explaining his decision to have ace pitcher Felix Hernandez skip his

In explaining his decision to have ace pitcher Felix Hernandez skip his final start of the season, Mariner…

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This bloke has the right attitude, and appetite, for the Met.Replacing the

This bloke has the right attitude, and appetite, for the Met.Replacing the Surly Gourmand today, during the last…

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Big ScoopA case of beer can sure fill up a fridge.Name of

Big ScoopA case of beer can sure fill up a fridge.Name of food writer: Mike SeelyPosition: Managing Editor/Bottomfeeder…

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Bikers oxidize liquor quicker. That’s why Harley’s got bars on its must-hit

Bikers oxidize liquor quicker. That’s why Harley’s got bars on its must-hit list.In the Dept. of Well-Deserved Honors…

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“Fine, Gabe, but can you sing as well as I?”Anyone who’s seen

“Fine, Gabe, but can you sing as well as I?”Anyone who’s seen local singer-songwriter Gabriel Mintz knows he…

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Voracious, the Seattle Weekly blog that is to food as Reverb is

Voracious, the Seattle Weekly blog that is to food as Reverb is to music, is sponsoring a cream-puff…

SoDo's original booze train.

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Bottomfeeder: Mao Tse Tongue

The Orient Express anticipates another Trainwreck.

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As P-I columnist Art Thiel noted after the Huskies’ disgusting 56-21 home

As P-I columnist Art Thiel noted after the Huskies’ disgusting 56-21 home loss to Nebraska, you have to…

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Big ScoopThis vintage bar car never leaves the depot. When word broke

Big ScoopThis vintage bar car never leaves the depot. When word broke that Andy’s Diner, a longstanding slice…

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While Burien has been successful in annexing the southern half of White

While Burien has been successful in annexing the southern half of White Center, Seattle’s powers-that-be have been reluctant…

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Pilson (second from left) fancies himself a more awesome Madeleine Albright.Amidst widespread

Pilson (second from left) fancies himself a more awesome Madeleine Albright.Amidst widespread diplomatic turmoil and a global economic…