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In my most recent Bottomfeeder column, a critical analysis of the U-Village

In my most recent Bottomfeeder column, a critical analysis of the U-Village Burgermaster, I noted that my late…

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Almost six years to the day when she was relieved of her

Almost six years to the day when she was relieved of her duties as Seattle Weekly’s managing editor,…

Pomade, Styrofoam, & Boyd’s

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Pomade, Styrofoam, & Boyd’s

The anatomy of the U Village Burgermaster.

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You bet your ass he will, reports Don Ward over at Sound

You bet your ass he will, reports Don Ward over at Sound Politics. A key excerpt: “Gubernatorial candidate…

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Out with the old (Gordo’s), in with the sort of new (Paseo)

Out with the old (Gordo’s), in with the sort of new (Paseo) on Seaview Avenue. On the one…

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The venerable Shilshole cod slingery is closed, but for how long? The

The venerable Shilshole cod slingery is closed, but for how long? The month of July? Forever? A Ballard-based…

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There’s a fucking seven-mile long backup near the WS Bridge right now.

There’s a fucking seven-mile long backup near the WS Bridge right now. Get used to it, fellow Westsiders.KUOW…

Pedicures good, waxing bad, says Seahawk Darryl Tapp.

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Darryl Won’t “Tapp That Ass”

But the ’Hawks’ defensive end wants you to “step up your game.”

Who’s the true icon?Let’s go to the tape.

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Mark Knopfler a Bigger Gay Icon Than George Michael?

Ten reasons why.

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Conor Byrne, which two years ago found itself marred in a celebrity

Conor Byrne, which two years ago found itself marred in a celebrity death match with a prominent landlord…

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Doug MacDonald rides the bus a lot nowadays because his eyesight sucks.

Doug MacDonald rides the bus a lot nowadays because his eyesight sucks. And when it comes to spending…

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This doesn’t happen very often, folks, but the GAO just upheld Boeing’s

This doesn’t happen very often, folks, but the GAO just upheld Boeing’s protest to the Airbus tanker deal,…

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Blethen to his Maine newspaper writers: Fuck you.Boeing wins its tanker protest.RealNetworks

Blethen to his Maine newspaper writers: Fuck you.Boeing wins its tanker protest.RealNetworks announces results of new research: Being…

Improbably good.

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Don’t Judge a Burger By Its Nuts

Why is it that all firefighters have mustaches, pose topless for charity calendars, and smoke 12 packs of…

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Edith Macefield, the Ballard octagenarian who famously turned down a $1 million

Edith Macefield, the Ballard octagenarian who famously turned down a $1 million offer to sell her small parcel…

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So says Erika Hobart’s alma mater, San Diego City Beat, which takes

So says Erika Hobart’s alma mater, San Diego City Beat, which takes a hilarious sword to the Ohio-bred…

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Hayes Carll

Saturday, June 14

Hey, Baby, What’s Your Story?

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Hey, Baby, What’s Your Story?

An ace Times reporter, his wife, a strip-club bust, and a question of conflict.

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Emeritus SW editor Skip “Mossback” Berger has a wonderful column over on

Emeritus SW editor Skip “Mossback” Berger has a wonderful column over on Crosscut, wherein he opines on the…

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I was on the viaduct this morning, headed to the U-Village Burgermaster

I was on the viaduct this morning, headed to the U-Village Burgermaster for breakfast — wait, is this…